Adult Friend Finder Tuesday

If you say you've never done this then you are a liar! You go into the adult friend finder and say you are looking for someone in "insert location here" just to see if you know anyone that's desperately looking for love on a singles site. I do it occasionally just for fun. I usually only do it when the annoying pop up comes on because honestly I would never be able to remember the site names that I check out occasionally.

Here are the local area hotties I found today. Thank God I don't know them or I'd slit my wrists for being associated with such losers. I mean seriously check them out...

This guy lives in the same city as me! Nice. I wonder why he can't get a date on his own? We will call him Frankenstein because he is green and because I'm not being very creative right now. You can call him what you want but that is what I will refer to him as for future reference.

We will call this guy "The Over Achiever" because he has reached the highest level of NO NO NO ABSOLUTELY NOT in every category ever created. Is that a looney tunes shirt he is wearing? I am speechless and believe me that is a feat beyond all feats! WOW!

The next few are for reference for any man wanting to know methods of how to pick up chicks...

Lesson #1 :

When listing yourself as an eligible single; take a picture of just your arm. The ladies dig it! I would definately hook up with this guy solely on his arm tattoo but sadly I am not single. No other picture should matter right?

Lesson #2:

If you should choose to post a picture of more then your arm; ALWAYS choose a head shot that shows off that huge hickey on your neck. Nothing is sexier then hooking up with a guy with hickeys!

Lesson #3:

If arm shots and awkward hickey picture don't do the trick lay on a couch with no shirt on and look at the camera intensly as if your eyes are saying "Do ya think I'm sexy?" I call this guy Rod Stewart Sexy because he's not and neither is this guy.

If you are interested in any of these hot sexy guys you can check them out at adult friend finder.com. I'm sure the site is going to go down now because so many of you are going to be hitting it at the same time now and their server will crash.