It's Advice Column Wednesday

I have decided that on Wednesdays I'm going to find a random advice column and give advice to the person needing counsel. Here is the first post. I found this jewel on Ask Lynn at MSN. com:

Dear Lynn,
I dated a man for about four months… then we broke up for a few weeks and just recently got back together. Well, on our little break, he had a girlfriend who has ended up pregnant. Our relationship now is 100% better than it used to be, and I don’t want to leave him just because of this pregnancy. He has told me that he is going to help this girl with the baby and then try to fight for full custody. I decided I will back him up. I guess my question is: Is it wrong to kind of just shrug my shoulders and accept the fact that my now-boyfriend is having a baby and it’s not ours? I want to be with him... I just don’t know if what we are doing is the right thing!
-Hurting and Confused in Midland,Texas

Dear Hurting and Confused,
"Stupid, you, your boyfriend and the dumb slut he knocked up are!". You are meant for eachother. I could understand your being so "in love" after dating a long time but 4 months? C'mon! You must be ugly and desperate. I suggest you, him and the girlfriend all lock yourselves in a garage with a running vehicle. If the idea of a long nap is not appealing then have threesomes often. This will help when figuring out who he wants to really be with and at least this way you are still getting laid. Lastly you could go to adult friend finder.com and check out the hotties on there. On Tuesday's I post some of the hottest prime cuts on my site as well. This way I save you time of searching through all the others.
- Sincerely Cornelius -