Heather Mills McCartney Is a Genius!
I don't normally comment about celebrity gossip. I just post pictures of the celebrities and make fun of them but today I see on all the headlines that now this money grubbing bitch is claiming that Paul McCartney was always high, drunk and physically abusive to her while they were married. It says on the UK Telegraph Website:
"On separate occasions he stabbed her in the arm with a broken wine glass, shoved her over a coffee table and grabbed her throat during a fight."
Clearly this is untrue because any high, drunk 75 year old man would not stab her with a broken wine glass, shove her over a coffee table or grab her by the throat. He would opt for pulling off her fake leg and clubbing her about the head neck and shoulders with it repeatedly. Any real abuser knows that blunt force trauma gets the point across more quickly and efficiently.
It also says: "When she realized that the marriage was “irretrievably broken down” in April this year, she was reduced to leaving the family home “crawling on her hands and knees while dragging her wheelchair, crutches and her personal possessions”.
Now that is something I would like to see. I'm not certain it's possible even. I think tonight I will experiment with the homeless one legged guy that lives under the bridge at the interstate exit. I am going to give him a shopping cart, 2 large logs and a backpack full of garbage and see how well he drags it around whilst crawling. I'm sure he'll be game when I offer him the half eaten TV dinner I found on the ground, in the alley next to my neighbors trash can.
I will keep you posted on my results.
"On separate occasions he stabbed her in the arm with a broken wine glass, shoved her over a coffee table and grabbed her throat during a fight."
Clearly this is untrue because any high, drunk 75 year old man would not stab her with a broken wine glass, shove her over a coffee table or grab her by the throat. He would opt for pulling off her fake leg and clubbing her about the head neck and shoulders with it repeatedly. Any real abuser knows that blunt force trauma gets the point across more quickly and efficiently.
It also says: "When she realized that the marriage was “irretrievably broken down” in April this year, she was reduced to leaving the family home “crawling on her hands and knees while dragging her wheelchair, crutches and her personal possessions”.
Now that is something I would like to see. I'm not certain it's possible even. I think tonight I will experiment with the homeless one legged guy that lives under the bridge at the interstate exit. I am going to give him a shopping cart, 2 large logs and a backpack full of garbage and see how well he drags it around whilst crawling. I'm sure he'll be game when I offer him the half eaten TV dinner I found on the ground, in the alley next to my neighbors trash can.
I will keep you posted on my results.
Labels: Bitch, Heather Mills McCartney, Liar, Paul
posted by Cornelius | 11:40 AM
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